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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 08:57

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Unvaccinated cat in St. Johns County prompts 60-day rabies alert - News4JAX

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Analysis & Anal Cysts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

When British people write X after everything, are they being serious or trying not to be awkward?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Thumbs down again.

They put up a sign reading

According to Trump, Ukraine started the war. Why?

Still no good.

Then came..

Still no good

Dont you think we should put Project 2025 into full force to completely decimate the evil and corrupt Democratic party? The answer is yes.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Minds and Behinds

No way

How can I help my cat adjust to sleeping in its own room after allowing it to sleep with us as a kitten?

So, the docs changed it to read

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Loons and Moons

Do liberals realise that God, who is much more powerful than them, is on the side of Trump?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Just Forget it!

What are some cute picnic ideas for a romantic date?

No go.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

With so much evidence supporting the flat Earth theory, why aren't more resources dedicated to studying it?

Next, they tried...

Everyone loved it.

Unacceptable again!

How does it feel to watch your wife get fucked hard?

share office space ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Researchers Use Trapped-Ion Quantum Computer to Tackle Tricky Protein Folding Problems - The Quantum Insider

Nuts and Butts

Catatonics & High Colonics

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Have anyone had an relationship of any kind with a spirit or demon, such as a succubus? If so, how was it?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So they tried

Freaks and Cheeks

Wow! The changeover from President Biden to VP Kamala Harris as candidate could not have been more successful in just 2 days! It was as if they had been planning it. Could they have planned it? Are you excited by the positive Democratic response?