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Last Updated: 20.06.2025 08:57

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
When British people write X after everything, are they being serious or trying not to be awkward?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
They put up a sign reading
According to Trump, Ukraine started the war. Why?
Still no good.
Then came..
Still no good
Hysterias & Posteriors
Minds and Behinds
No way
So, the docs changed it to read
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
Do liberals realise that God, who is much more powerful than them, is on the side of Trump?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
What are some cute picnic ideas for a romantic date?
No go.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Next, they tried...
Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!
How does it feel to watch your wife get fucked hard?
share office space ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Nuts and Butts
Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
Freaks and Cheeks